goandrewgo:

pangilinan:

 

Introduction.

I’m sorry to say this but, I’m fucking tired of most you. I hate how a majority of you follow the hype like there’s no tomorrow. All you you are wearing G-shocks. All of you are weraing varsity jackets, crewnecks, fucking nike sb, you’re stupid fucking nikon cameras that you take pictures with because you’re so fucking cool. NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Why do ALL of you lack so much originality? Why can’t you find your own style for a change or do something different rather than just buying whatever makes you look like hot shit.

Relationships.

Listen. I understand that you people can take cute photos and all with your significant other. That’s cute and all. But can you please stop sending it to FuckYeahCuteCouples? All of you couples out there do the same exact pose and send it to the same tumblr hoping for some attention because you think you look cute. Reality check, if all of you are taking the same type of photos and sending it to the same place, it’s not cute anymore. You just look the same as everyone else that took a picture like that. All you asian couples are starting to look the same. 

“Unique” Girls

First off, let me say that NO ONE CARES IF YOU PLAY XBOX. Get the fuck out of here. Just because you play a video game, that doesnt make you “different” from all the other girls out there. No. You’re still the same as all the fucking girls out there because you crave the attention. You want boys to notice you and pick you out of all the other girls just because you play video games. If all of you girls start saying that you are unique, YOU ARENT UNIQUE anymore. Plus, why do you need to be playing a video game to call yourself unique? Go join a sport or something bitch.

Talented.

Sure, some of you here are pretty damn talented. I’ll give you that. But just because you can play three chords on a piano or guitar, don’t call yourself a musican. Chord progressions aren’t hard. Anyone can do it. But don’t you dare take the fact that you can play a couple of chords and tell everyone and rub it in their faces that you’re the best fucking musician in the world. Also, WHY IS EVERYONE PURCHASING a uke? Why do you parade around places bringing it along playing the same 4 chords over and over again? You don’t look talented. You just look like a huge D-Bag. Stop. Also, don’t call yourself a dancer if all you can do it tut. 

Guys. 

Why oh why do you asian boys try SO HARD?! All of you are trying to dance, sing, play the uke, play the piano, have abs, and play video games. Why must you all strive for these things? Most of you are doing it because all the other guys are doing it. WHY? You don’t even need to impress half the bitches on this site because most of them are practially putting their pussies for sale through their posts. And the other half is lesbian or bi. Half those girls aren’t worth it. You know why? Because no one is original anymore. All of you are so similar it’s not even funny anymore.

The biggest thing that pisses me off.

DO NOT TAKE PICTURES WITH YOUR DYING RELATIVES. Why in the hell would you do something like that? Just, WHY?! stuff like that stays within your family. No offense, but you guys are just practically begging for attention and followers. Don’t take pictures like that. I understand he/she is dying. My condolences. But don’t fucking take a picture and show it to a shitload of strangers.

Conclusion.

In the end, just please find some originality. If you ask me i think you should get off this site and go out there in the real world and go be a teen. Stop fantasizing what your life would be like in california/new jersey/or anywhere else. Stop with these ridiculous long distance relationships. This is your life. You only live it once. Be creative. Be unique. Be a leader. Not a follower. Stop following the hype. Get your own style for once. Don’t do things because others are doing it, do it because it’s what you want to do. Lastly, please stop bragging about evey single little accomplishment you make. NO ONE GIVES A RAT’S ASS. Be humble for a change. Gosh. The end.

Teenyboppers.